Yellow Alien
meeting people for the first time.

sodamnrelatable:

When guys meet for the first time:

When girls meet for the first time:

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When mom would say she brought you something:

sodamnrelatable:

5years old:



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Now:

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laugh-addict:

You will laugh out loud!
b-0-y-s:

Photo by: Pantelis for Coitus | June 2010

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b-0-y-s:

Photo by: Pantelis for Coitus | June 2010

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laugh-addict:

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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO